im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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