Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Your mouth is God's brothel.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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