did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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