Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize