I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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