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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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