One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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