Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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