She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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