I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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