Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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