i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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