IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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