At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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