I'm pants shitting drunk right now
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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