He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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