We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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