After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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