he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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