The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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