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(606): View more from Kentucky

There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.

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(719): View more from Colorado

just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.

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(315): View more from New York

I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.

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(432): View more from Texas

If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall

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(281): View more from Texas

Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?

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(804): View more from Virginia

My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.

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