I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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