We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Congratulations! We have a period
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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