Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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