After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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