Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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