i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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