Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
So squirting runs in the family.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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