If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize