idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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