is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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