I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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