I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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