Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
