I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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