Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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