you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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