woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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