i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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