As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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