do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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