you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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