oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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