she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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