I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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