Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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