is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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