I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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