She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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