he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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