Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
