the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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