I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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