new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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