just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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