kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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