I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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