Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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