My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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